HTML....yes, please and thank-you

I don't like admitting that I am one of the few people of my generation that does not understand HTML in the least bit. All I know is "♥", and according to my computer whiz bf, doesn't even really count as HTML. So when it comes to my blog appearance, it is SEVERELY lacking. I can't even use Google Analytics because I have no idea where to put the code. I used to know, and that's the sad part. I used to know a lot about HTML. But somehow, all of my knowledge has left me. I am so clueless about everything computer-related anymore, it is ridiculous.

So, basically what I'm trying to get at here, is I need help with my blog. I would like some sort of fancy-shmancy header, one that includes that cute little pic on the left of the hugging shadowy people. That is the main thing. And if any of you have any other suggestions (and can actually produce them), I'm more than open to them. Of course, if you do this for me, I will acknowledge you and send everyone over to your blog for some happy reading.

I'm just really sick of looking at this boring page all the time.

Thanks, in advance.

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