"ABCDE--" "You called me?"

I was browsing a baby name site the other day-- What? You mean it's not normal to pick out names for your not-yet-conceived children with your non-existent husband? Anyway, I came across a name that had me shaking my head at the ridiculousness of today's society. The name was "Abcde." I am not shitting you. Well, at least no one will ever misspell his name. "Abcde? And how do you spell that?" "Um...it's the first five letters of the alphabet." God...how freakin lazy are we people? You can't even think of proper names for your kids? And here I thought it couldn't get worse than Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Later lovelies!

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